“BIGFOOTS ACTUAL REMAINS” - ABC
HOW WE FOUND BIGFOOTS ACTUAL BODY:
IN LATE OCTOBER, 2024 IN THE ADIRONDACK MOUNTAINS SNAKE THE BIGFOOT HUNTER (CHARLES STUART), DISCOVERED A BIGFOOT SPECIMEN. THE CREATURE, NICKNAMED “DACK” (BASED ON IT’S LOCATION IN THE ADIRONDACKS), IS APPROXIMATELY 8 FEET IN HEIGHT AND HEAVILY MUSCLED, WITH THICK, BROWN HAIR COVERING THE MAJORITY OF ITS BODY. DEEPLY WEATHERED FACIAL FEATURES ARE A MIX OF HUMAN AND APE-LIKE CHARACTERISTICS, INCLUDING A HEAVY BROW RIDGE, AND A WIDE, POWERFUL JAW.
THE BODY WAS EXTRACTED FROM THE ADIRONDACK MOUNTAINS AND IN AN EFFORT TO SALVAGE THE DECOMPOSING BODY AN INITIAL TAXIDERMY WAS CONDUCTED. DURING THE TAXIDERMY THE BACULUM (REPRODUCTIVE BONE) WAS FOUND.
VERIFYING OUR FIND:
INITIAL DNA TESTING DONE AT CORNELL UNIVERSITY SHOW NEANDERTHAL LINKAGE. NUMEROUS BIGFOOT EXPERTS HAVE VERIFIED OUR FIND AND HAVE INDICATED THAT WE HAVE AN ADOLESCENT MALE SPECIMEN. VARIOUS NEWS OUTLETS HAVE VERIFIED OUR FIND (ABC, CBS, SYRACUSE.COM, ROME SENTINEL, YAHOO) YES, THIS IS THE MISSING LINK.
MOVING FORWARD AS THE LEADING BIGFOOT EXPERTS IN THE WORLD:
OUR MANDATE NOW IS TO BRING OUR SPECIMEN TO THE PEOPLE AND TO CONTINUE THE HUNT. IF YOU ARE READY TO RIDE WITH THE BIG BOYS WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO JOIN OUR REVOLUTION. #BIGFOOTSREMAINS
AUGUST 20 - SEPTEMBER 1
NY STATE FAIR
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WHAT TO DISCOVER AT BIGFOOTS REMAINS
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OUR KEY DISCOVERIES
Bigfoot is an OMNIVORE! Our fresh scat (feces) sample provided us with a surprising amount of information about Bigfoot. The microscopic analysis has revealed a diet of both plant matter & animal tissue making “DACK” an omnivore. The presence of parasites in the stool has indicate a scavenger diet.
Bigfoots has an abnormal skeletal structure: The skeletal system has revealed crucial information about Bigfoot's anatomy, including its size, posture, and locomotion. With our advanced image scanning we have unveiled some fascinating new insights into Bigfoots locomotion.
Soft Tissue Examination: Analysis of muscles, skin, and hair have provided clues about Bigfoot's physiology, behavior, and adaptation to its environment.
Bigfoots Reproductive Advantage: The baculum, or reproductive bone, is a fascinating anatomical feature found in many mammals, including some primates and we now have proof of it in Bigfoot. How is this significant? It provides us with massively important clues about the Bigfoots reproductive methods.
Pungent Odor: Our specimen has a pungent odor that is reminiscent of a skunks odor mixed with human body odor.
Hair Texture, Patterning and Camouflaging: Our in-depth analysis of the hair on “DACK” reveals a thick bounty of hair that would be perfect for protecting it from burrs, sticks and provide a pillowy padding for sleep. The hair texture has a unique coloring that allows for near perfect camouflage in certain environments.
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What the location of DACK reveals about its diet, range, survival skills and behavior. How was DACK able to live without detection in the Adirondack mountains?
Our expert analysis on potential nomadic lifestyle.
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THE PROOF AT LAST
Genetic material extracted from “DACK” has unlocked the secrets of Bigfoot's origin and evolutionary relationship to both neanderthals and humans. Our DNA experts have been able to place Bigfoot along a Phylogenetic family tree showing potential evolutionary connections to human beings. Specifically dating back to the start of the ice age, where a pronounced break appears in our DNA chain link with Neanderthals.
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Vocal Complexity: Bigfoot howls are complex, with variations in pitch, tone, and duration. This suggests a potential for nuanced communication, where different characteristics of the howl convey different meanings or emotional states.
Howling Is Ideal For Long-Distance Communication and are used for numerous Territorial Calls: A powerful howl could serve to demarcate territory and warn other individuals away, reducing the need for direct confrontation.
Mate Attraction: During breeding seasons, distinct howls could be used by males or females to signal their presence and availability to potential mates across a wide area.
Contact Calls: Howls might be used to maintain contact between dispersed individuals or family groups, allowing them to locate each other within a large territory.
Alarm Signals: A specific type of howl alerts others to potential danger, such as predators or human presence. The pitch, duration, and pattern of the howl conveys the urgency or nature of the threat.
Banging Branches:
Short-to-Medium Distance Communication: The sound of large branches being struck together or against trees would be more localized than a howl but could still carry a significant distance in a relatively quiet forest environment. Potential functions include:
Territorial Displays: Loud banging could be a visual and auditory display of dominance, asserting territorial ownership to nearby individuals.
Warning Signals: Similar to alarm howls, branch banging could quickly alert others to immediate danger in the vicinity. The sudden, sharp sound could be easily recognizable as a warning.
Aggressive Displays: Banging might be used during confrontations or tense encounters as a way to intimidate rivals or potential threats.
Coordinated Movement: It's conceivable that specific patterns of bangs could be used to signal direction of travel or assembly points to other members of a group moving through dense vegetation where visual contact is limited.
Attention-Getting: Banging could simply be a way to make one's presence known in a specific area.
Integration of Communication Methods:
It's possible that a hypothetical Bigfoot could use a combination of howling and branch banging, depending on the context and the intended recipient of the communication. For instance:
A long-distance howl might establish general presence, while branch banging could be used for more localized interactions.
Howls could be used for communication across valleys, and banging for individuals within closer proximity but obscured by foliage.
A sequence might involve a howl followed by branch banging to emphasize a territorial claim or a warning.
MEET “DACK”
Imagine being face to face with the missing link. This discovery not only rocked our world but changed our trajectory forever. We now are not hunting for Bigfoot we are advocating it’s proven existence - changing one mind at a time.
FINDING BIGFOOT
THE RIGHT WAY
Charles "Snake" Stuart is a seasoned Bigfoot hunter and father of three from the heart of the Adirondack Mountains. For 12 years, Charles has pursued the elusive creature, but it was his discovery in the fall of 2024 that catapulted him from the local lore to the center of a cryptid controversy.
Stuart’s moniker, "Snake," became part of his identity after a harrowing encounter in the high desert, where a rattlesnake bite to the hand led to a life-or-death decision. According to the legend, he sucked the venom out himself and survived, a testament to his rugged individualism. This same tenacity would come to define his unique approach to Bigfoot hunting.
Finding Bigfoot the Right Way
Frustrated with the traditionally advertised “methods” of loud calls, pungent scent baiting, and trail cameras, Stuart threw out the old playbook. “I found that banging on logs and howling into the woods was an absolute insane approach to attracting a naturally elusive creature - the other folks hunting for Bigfoot had it all wrong”. He pioneered a new methodology rooted in "stealth" and "investigative" he calls “Nesting”. This "Nesting" technique developed over years of solitary treks through the dense Adirondack wilderness, focused on silent observation, tracking anomalies, and understanding the subtle disturbances that a large, intelligent creature might leave behind. Essentially you become one with the environment which is something the weekend warrior crew had no backbone for.
The Discovery
This innovative approach culminated in the monumental discovery in the autumn of 2024. Stuart found actual Bigfoot remains within the vast expanse of Adirondack Park. This particular outing Stuart was embedded in a deep forest environment for over one month - sans fire - slowly progressing deeper into Bigfoot territory following anomalies and forest disturbances. Eventually following his nose to the pungent body of our cryptid. The extraordinary remains were massive and a coordinated group effort ensued to remove and transport the body back to civilization. Due to the rotting flesh, Stuart and taxidermist team went about mummifying the body (removal of deteriorating internal organs) while documenting and collecting significant discoveries. This is where we found the reproductive bone anomaly.
The Backlash
Immediate efforts to raise awareness about the discovery were met with dismissal and denials, something that would become a hallmark of many further pushes to get proper institutions and organizations to do proper scientific study on the specimen. Eventually Stuart began pursuing alternative methods.
DNA Evidence and Conclusions
The main breakthrough came when he pursued DNA testing through labs specializing in biological DNA and not just human centric DNA labwork. A work around that has allowed for broader genome conclusions and eventually lead to the mother of all breakthroughs. Stuart announced that he had obtained DNA evidence from the remains, proving a profound connection to Neanderthals.
The Battle with “Bigfoot Experts” and Cryptozoology
There is a segment of “Bigfoot Experts” who live in a perpetual state of conspiracy theory which leaves them completely disconnected from reality. Essentially these “Experts” simply wish they were the ones who found Bigfoot and since they did not, they seek to discredit actual proof. That being said, there are now numerous reliable Bigfoot Researchers who are now on board with Stuarts find and we are welcoming them to the exhibition at the NY STATE FAIR. #bigfootsremains
The Exhibition
Stuart is done with the typical channels and is bringing his findings, body and all, into stark daylight. BIGFOOTS REMAINS will show you everything discovered and bring you face to face with the elusive cryptid. This is a monumental moment and we can’t wait to share it with you.
All proceeds of Bigfoots Remains go to further research
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